I can do it. Give me a chance. I am desperate. I will work for money. Crowd funding my way out of boredom. I haven't eaten in 2 weeks; at least I look like so. Even an Italian grandma would be like 'she's unsalvagable' and won't feed me. The vultures would be like 'I will have to spend more energy in eating and digesting her than I would get from eating her' . You could tie me as kite and fly me but I would rip apart from the breeze. If I try to jump from building, I will simply sway down like a leaf and gently settle on the ground.

*These are all real facts......nuh I am exaggerating. I think it would be fun to be a stand up comedian but idk. I am pensive irl.

Give me a job please :'(